rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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