Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Holy shit dude........stairs
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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