Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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