It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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