foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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