Sry I called you an 8
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
