I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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