How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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