So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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