while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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