seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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