my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Oh god it's open bar.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
