this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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