I bet he comes in French.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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