dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
