Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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