Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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