just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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