i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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