Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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