what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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