Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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