your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
false alarm, still single
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