I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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