Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
