Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He better not be in your backpack
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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