I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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