dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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