Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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