That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
