I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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