But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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