New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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