have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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