its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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