Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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