Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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