Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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