You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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