Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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