i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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