I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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