..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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