nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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