Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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