officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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