Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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