your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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