I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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