friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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