She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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