thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
please come you make the beer taste better
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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