I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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