i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
