fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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