Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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