I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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