i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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